Peggy:
Making fast $$$ Giving out Free Sunglasses

Hello,

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to join it.

Regards, Peggy ^_^



blazeraff2001@yahoo.com (Branda Money Maker) wrote ...
>
> Would you like to make money with one of the hottest
> affiliate program on the
> internet?
>
> Give away free sunglasses and make - per day!
> This is my results in 2 days:-
> about 90,000 members email, 5,210 clicks, 834 leads, earnings .00
>
> Steps:
> 1. Join floppybank affiliate network
> 2. apply for Free sunglasses program
> 3. send the offer to your members, mailing list, newsletters...
>
> Whenever a user claims a free sunglasses, you earn .00. Since it's free,
> you will not believe the results!!
>
> Interested? Click my link to join:
> http://track.floppybank.com/click-21910-5072

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Valdian:
a fierce battle ensues

Valdian approached the spammer slowly, unsure of what tricks it had up its sleeves. He tried to punch it in the jaw, but it ducked. He tried to kick it in the groin, but he found it sadly lacking. Before he knew it, the spammer hit him with everything it had; ads for sunglasses, price quotes, a link that led to nowhere...Valdian was panting for breath as he lay at death's door...Then, out of nowhere, he found inspiration. "The spammer has no power over me," he chanted. "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!" The spammer hissed in rage, it's evil sunglassed head spinning like a top as it retreated back to the bowels of the internet.

OOC: Does that count for a point?